Dating website one liners
" The ones who can't help sounding awfully corny: "Wow.
Gorgeous and interesting damn you must have a line of guys fighting to meet you." "Oh my, your legs go up to the sky! And I just think you are absolutely beautiful and had to say it!
Today, the Grant's tradition of fantastic food at affordable prices is serving second, third and fourth generation customers at the Ferndale restaurant, the Lynden restaurant and the Grant's Awesome Food Trailer, from daughter Kim, Russ' wife Linda, sisters, children, grandchildren and other fine Grant's Burgers employees.
Take a minute to experience something unique by coming to Grant's.
We should take a little time to figure each other out.
And maybe just maybe we could kick it." "So what is the single greatest adventure you have undertaken in your entire life?
The ones ready to get it on: "Hello beautiful, I'm ____ and I just checked out your profile and I think you're really cute.
The only thing I wouldn't broadcast was my intent to analyze all the opening lines I received and possibly share them anonymously with the world. Of course, unlike real life, what you see in a picture on a dating site isn't necessarily what you'd see if the person was standing in front of you (which, I have to say, creeps me out ever so slightly).I never knew how to deal with people - with the nice boys who genuinely took an interest in my life and asked a billion-trillion questions, the ready-for-sex ones who spouted the "can I take you home" invite within 30 seconds, the few shelling out free drinks in exchange for a kiss. Plus, I didn't want to pay for sites like e Harmony or Match because paying for love seemed kind of gross (no offense).